The Demo Site

At game 4 in the 07 World Series, a fan in the upper seats noticed a 3rd row seat untaken. He kept track of it for a while and by the 3rd inning he went down to find out the story and see if he could have the seat.
He asked the guy sitting next to the empty seat who was an obvious Red Sox fan, if anyone was using it and if not could he sit there.
"Well, that seat was for my wife but she died so you can take it."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that," replied the inquirer, pressing further, he asked, "couldn't you find a friend or relative to come to Colorado for the game?"

"Nah, they're all at the funeral he said."